A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...