Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...