Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!