Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
lawyer and a mosquito
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During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Ten years on a deserted island
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