If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.