Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.