Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...