I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...