Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...