Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...