How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...