Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...