Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...