Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...