M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...