Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...