Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...