Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.