Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...