Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...