The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...