Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...