Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...