What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...