Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...