Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
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Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...