Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...