Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...