Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...