What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...