20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.