Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...