An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Polish Wedding Night
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Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...