Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...