Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...