A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...