A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
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What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
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What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
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Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
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Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...