Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...