Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...