I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...