What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...