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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...