How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...