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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
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Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
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A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...