Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...