What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.