Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...