A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...