The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...