A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...